A few months ago, I was heading out to the barn to collect eggs with my 5-year-old grandson and the pigs were actively engaged in “the process of conceiving piglets”.
Surely you have time for some genetic engineering…I mean for humanity… to get the stupid out. Seems like a good fall project. Could you finish before November 5th?
Oh geez. I laughed at your doctor’s question, “Have you been outside?” There’s always somebody who will have a completely off, life-or-death reaction to what you do. All you can do is keep going, and wait for her to find something that upsets her even more than sheep in the rain…Please, God?
Hmmm…
Just a thought ~
How about polling the thousands of sheep in Ireland and their caretakers through history🤔
🇮🇪☘️?
Or the ranches in Idaho with 20,000 sheep living in the mountains for the summer.
Surely you have time for some genetic engineering…I mean for humanity… to get the stupid out. Seems like a good fall project. Could you finish before November 5th?
Ha! I've often thought we should get our water tested on a national level - we seem to be getting dumber (and weirder) for sure.
I loved this!
You just made my day.
I’m thinking the bears are the ones who with need the reflective vests soon .
Oh geez. I laughed at your doctor’s question, “Have you been outside?” There’s always somebody who will have a completely off, life-or-death reaction to what you do. All you can do is keep going, and wait for her to find something that upsets her even more than sheep in the rain…Please, God?
I hope she finds that "something" soon!
You are really blending well in this essay with humor, facts, characters. You're really hitting your stride, Bobbie!